So I'm going on a limb - usually the people they show at the beginning have a risk of going...the first people they show are Arianne, Eugene, Fabio and Stephan...so let's see what happens with that...
Closeup on T-Mobile Sidekick while Hosea is on the phone...a man's father has cancer BUT WE GOT A PLUG FOR T-MOBILE!!!
Martha got some skinny jeans!!!! Sweet sassy molassy! Still awesome - from prison inmate to fabulous!
"When I was 6, I was evil." - Fabio
Eugene is hot...and his dish looks good...
Jeff's potato risotto looks great...but vinegar?
I can't believe Beeker hasn't gotten the boot yet?!
I'd like to put some polenta on Fabio and lick it off!
God I love Martha - she's still so damn amazing to me!
Of course they have the black woman comment on the Harlem choir...let's hear Fabio's thoughts!
They sang the 12 days of Christmas and forgot 4 - what's 4??????
Oh man - Millionaire Matchmaker - who's in? The only show better than that is crazy ass Jeff on Flipping Out!
So you can sleep tonight:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming, (stefan - chicken pot pie)
Eleven pipers piping, (hosea - smoked pork)
Ten lords a-leaping, (jeff - island leaping cheese)
Nine ladies dancing, (fabio - crab cake)
Eight maids a-milking, (melissa - strip steak)
Seven swans a-swimming, (jamie - scallop/vichyssoise)
Six geese a-laying, (Ariane - 6 deviled eggs)
Five golden rings, (Eugene - poisson cru with pineapple)
Four calling birds, WE HAD NO CALLING BIRDS???? THAT'S WHY!
Three French hens, (Leah - hen (shocker))
Two turtle doves, (Carla - chicken/mushroom cap)
And a partridge in a pear tree! (Radhika - duck/pear chutney)
God Fabio is cute...
Arianne gets 6 geese a-laying and things deviled eggs? Not GOOSE?
Who does the dishes?
Radhika and Hosea are screwed...awwww but people are nice to them! THAT IS THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!
Natasha's boobs are too far apart...she needs to get them redone. I always think of her as the bitch in Maid in Manhattan. Poor thing - she's referenced by a JLo movie...
Top 4: Hosea (pork), Jeff (cheese) , Stefan (chicken pot pie) and Radhika (duck)
(I'll save the winner in case you haven't seen it)
Bottom 4: Gene (poisson?), Melissa (steak), Jamie (scallops)
I'm going to predict Melissa...ruh roh...they all suck!
Eugene was first one they showed...will it hold true????
America wants to be under the misletoe with Fabio - shocker!
Wow - Tom is callin the bitches out!!!!
Nice Diet Dr Pepper placement as well - not as obnoxious as the T-Mobile but still...
Next week: And yes Jamie - scallops afreakingain??????